“Hyyyy YYYAAH! ” I shouted with all of my might, plunging my sword deep into the heart of a monstrous dragon. It roared with a ferocity I’d never heard in all my years of dragon slaying, or even hunting in general. The tough battle left me with scars and burn marks, but it was finally over and the loot was mine. “Jeez, I should’ve brought a wheelbarrow,” I smirked, stuffing my pockets with as much gold as possible. Just as I was about to hike down the mountain and back to town, I noticed a pair of anklets on the dragon’s thin hind calves. Hmm, seems like a fitting souvenir, I thought, unshackling them. “It’s a perfect fit!” I gasped, strapping them onto my legs. They were dark blue in color and felt like they’d make for minor, yet effective armor in addition to my boots. I heard cheering as I walked back into town, hearing “You’re a...